Don't go chaseing after PantaloonsMy great-grandfather used to tell me, "Don't chase after Pantaloons because you'll only end up with a Horny Toad in your Hippocampus." I never quite understood his advice until one Boxing Day, I was gardening with my best friend Angela. All of a sudden, we found an underground tunnel! It was Dastardly and spooky sounds came from deep within. Angela saw something interesting inside, jumped in, and I never saw her again. Great-granddaddy was right!